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[29 May 2008|01:44pm] Tie dyeing is always a good idea, even while sober. 2 comments|post comment

[17 Mar 2008|02:50pm] St. Patrick did no good for the Irish, but rather sat around all day drinking whisky and beating his wife. post comment

[19 Jan 2008|12:10am] This is the best day of our lives. post comment

[11 Jan 2008|07:09pm] Even though the NAACP buried the word "nigger" last year, the KKK has dug it up from its grave and brought it back to life. Now it is "zombie nigger." 2 comments|post comment

[21 Aug 2007|01:15pm] Ronald Reagan forgot he died. post comment

[20 Aug 2007|03:19pm] Rigorous exercise is sweeping the goth subculture under the belief that sweat is your body crying. post comment

[20 Aug 2007|03:17pm] When Johnny Depp's contract with the devil expires he will age hundreds of years in a matter of minutes. post comment

[20 Aug 2007|03:16pm] The Misfits were relatively well behaved. post comment

[18 Aug 2007|01:04pm] Michael Vick fought all those dogs himself. post comment

[17 Aug 2007|01:17pm] China makes all the best stuff. post comment

[17 Aug 2007|01:14pm] Karl Rove resigned because his good twin brother, Carl Rove, escaped Guantanamo. post comment

[08 Aug 2007|01:35pm] Energy drinks last longer when consumed through the rectum. post comment

[08 Aug 2007|01:35pm] Elton John can bench 370. post comment

[08 Aug 2007|01:34pm] David Blaine's next stunt: make Criss Angel disappear. post comment

[08 Aug 2007|01:33pm] Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider no longer wants to rock. post comment

[08 Aug 2007|01:29pm] Chuck Norris has compiled a list of everyone who has slandered him on the internet. No one knows what he plans to do with it. post comment

[07 Aug 2007|02:16pm] Tommy Chong died today trying to smoke out of a pipe bomb. post comment

[07 Aug 2007|02:14pm] The bullet that hit JFK was infact, magic. post comment

[07 Aug 2007|02:04pm] Elvis didn't die on the toilet, he died pooping in the sink. post comment

[02 Aug 2007|02:19pm] Riverdance was a giant hoax. post comment

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